☆ Gwenny's Randomness Collection ☆

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lulz-time:

thefrogman:

People keep asking me what it’s like to be a newly discovered monkey and stuff.

It’s okay I guess.

I mean, it’s not like I was hiding or anything. I discovered myself a long time ago.

I was just sitting on this branch chewing on a stick and some sciency guy comes up to me all excited. He’s like, “YOU’RE A NEW MONKEY” and I’m like, “Naw, man… I’m like 8 years old.” Then he’s like, “I need to see your butt!”

I tried to tell him I wasn’t really comfortable with that. But he was all like, “It’s for science!”

That was a bit of a personal dilemma for me. I don’t want to hold back science… science is important. That’s how we got space ships and velcro. What if my butt is the key to unlocking the cure for restless leg syndrome or some shit? I don’t want to live my life wondering if my prudish upbringing prevented some poor kid from getting rid of his wonky legs at sleepy time.

So I was like, “Alright, man… I’ll show you the goods, but I don’t want to see this on the internet.”

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omg….I need to try this xD

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Security camera clips that make the news usually show bad things, but Coke decided to “look at the world a little differently” in this heartwarming viral video. They found security camera footage from around the world showing happy moments: people stealing kisses instead of possessions, dealing potato chips instead of drugs, and offering car assistance rather than road rage. [x]

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Strangers Again | Wong Fu Productions

“What do you think will happen if we don’t end up together? Are we gonna hate each other? You think we’ll keep in touch? ”

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